Big Flash the Gnome

Life size fibreglass gnome. Suitable for indoor and outdoor use.

Not for those easily shocked...

• 70cm High

Price - £89 including delivery to anywhere on the  UK Mainland .  Other Countries, please call or email us for a delivery price.

(prices correct as at 1st October 2010)

We recommend that all models which are going to be used outdoors be coated with a transparent gloss of UV resistant varnish, but we would advise where possible placing the models inside during winter months.

Small Flashing Gnome

Life size(!) fibreglass gnome Suitable for indoor and outdoor use.We do recommend that all models which are going to be used outdoors be given a protective coat of clear lacquer or exterior varnish.

Not for the faint hearted.

• 28cm high 

Price - £49 including delivery to anywhere on the  UK Mainland .  Other Countries, please call or email us for a delivery price.

(prices correct as at 1st October 2010)

We recommend that all models which are going to be used outdoors be coated with a transparent gloss of UV resistant varnish, but we would advise where possible placing the models inside during winter months.

Large Mooning Garden Gnome

The largest of our naughty gnomes, Mooney (Scots Word : mooning - bare ) gets right to the bottom of matters. His cheeky approach would endear him to even the most humourless of people. Suitable for interior or exterior "work", these cheeky characters are guaranteed to extract a laugh from even the most prudish of your relatives, friends or neighbours...If they can`t even garner a titter; then a humour transplant is possibly required.

Like his cousin Big Flash, Large Mooning Gnome stands a HUGE 70 cm high.

In order to free up space for new stock, the Large Mooning naughty garden gnome is currently on offer for only £89 delivered directly to your doorstep.(UK mainland only)

We recommend that all models which are going to be used outdoors be coated with a transparent gloss of UV resistant varnish, but we would advise where possible placing the models inside during winter months.

Naughty Garden Gnomes

Big Flash the Garden Gnome

Look away immediately if you are easily offended.... 

.........aha as you are still reading this, you are obviously not easily offended, so don`t act otherwise !  

These dastardly fellows were brought in to satisfy repeated requests from customers looking for something different.  They now appear to have something of a cult following , shocking and surprising onlookers everywhere.

While their passive cousins; the standard "common or garden" gnomes are only a few centimeters tall, like the one on the right; Big Flash; some of these naughty gnomes stand a HUGE 70cm tall.

In order to free up space for new stock, Big Flash the naughty garden gnome is currently on offer for only £89 delivered directly to your doorstep.(UK mainland only) 

Big Flash - 70cm High

Little Flash the Garden Gnome 

Make no mistake, the intention is to shock and provoke reactions from any visitor....and maybe get a few titters as well...

So these garden ornaments can be placed in a huge variety of locations; some perhaps a little less subtle than others. Bushes, shrubbery and undergrowth are ideal for the gentle approach. Open ground would guarantee a different reaction to the naughty gnome fellows. 

In order to free up space for new stock, Little Flash the naughty garden gnome is currently on offer for only £49 delivered directly to your doorstep.(UK mainland only)  

Little Flash - 28cm High

Large Mooning Garden Gnome

The largest of our naughty gnomes, Mooney (Scots Word : mooning - bare ) gets right to the bottom of matters. His cheeky approach would endear him to even the most humourless of people. Suitable for interior or exterior "work", these cheeky characters are guaranteed to extract a laugh from even the most prudish of your relatives, friends or neighbours...If they can`t even garner a titter; then a humour transplant is possibly required.

Like his cousin Big Flash, Large Mooning Gnome stands a HUGE 70 cm high.

In order to free up space for new stock, the Large Mooning naughty garden gnome is currently on offer for only £89 delivered directly to your doorstep.(UK mainland only)  

Large Mooney Gnome - 79cm High